What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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