What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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