What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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