What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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