What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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