What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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