What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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