What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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