What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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