What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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