What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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