What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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