What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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