What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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