What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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