What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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