What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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