What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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