What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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