What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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