What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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