What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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