What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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