What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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