What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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