What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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