What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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