What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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