What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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