What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026