What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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