What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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