What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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