What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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