What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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