What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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