What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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