What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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