What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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