What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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