What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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