What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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