What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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