What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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