What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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