What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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