What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!


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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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A screwdriver.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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Leap Year


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Not enough sand.


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A milkshake


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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