What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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