What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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