What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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