What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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