What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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