What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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