What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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