What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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