What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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