What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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