What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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