What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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