What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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