What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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