What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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