What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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