What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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