What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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