What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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