What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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