What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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