What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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