What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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