What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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