What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Because they are black and white.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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