What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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