What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
Canvas not available.

or


What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026