What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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