What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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