What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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