What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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