What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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