What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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