What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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