What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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