What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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