What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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