What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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