What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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A jellycopter


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Stop! You're under a vest.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Address.


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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