What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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