What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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