What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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