What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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