What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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