What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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