What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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