What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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