What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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