What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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