What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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