What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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