What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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