What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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