What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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