What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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