What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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