What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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