What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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