What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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