What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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