What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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