What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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