What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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