What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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