What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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