What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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