What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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