What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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