What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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