What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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