What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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