What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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