What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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