What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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