What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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