What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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