What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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