What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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