What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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