What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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