What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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