What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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