What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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