What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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