What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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