What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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