What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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