What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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