What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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