What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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