What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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