What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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