What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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