What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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