What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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