What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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