What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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