What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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