What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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