What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.


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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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The sound of Mew-sic


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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The baaaahamas


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A swordfish


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With a Tuba glue.


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He didn't have any guts!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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