What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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