What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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