What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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