What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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