What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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