What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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