What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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