What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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