What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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