What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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