What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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