What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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