What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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