What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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