What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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