What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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