What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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