What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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