What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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