What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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