What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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