What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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