What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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