What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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