What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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