What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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