What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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