What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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