What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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