What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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