What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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