What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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