What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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