What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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