What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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