What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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