What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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