What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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