What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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