What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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