What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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