What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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