What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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