What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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