What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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