What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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