What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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