What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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