What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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