What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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