What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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