What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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