What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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