What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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