What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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