What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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