What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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