What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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