What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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