What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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