What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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