What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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