What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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