What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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