What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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