What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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