What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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