What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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