What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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