What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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