What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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