What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026