What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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