What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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