What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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