What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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