What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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