What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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