What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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