What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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