What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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