What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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