What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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