What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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