What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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