What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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