What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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