What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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