What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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