What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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