What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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