What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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