What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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