What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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