What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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