What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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