What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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