What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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