What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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