What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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