What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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