What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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