What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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