What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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