What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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