What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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