What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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