What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A seal walks into a club...
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