What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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