What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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