What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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