What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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