What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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