What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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