What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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