What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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