What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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