What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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