What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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