What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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