What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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