What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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