What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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