What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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