What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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