What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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