What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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