What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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