What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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