What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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