What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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