What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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