What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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