What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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