What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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