What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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