What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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