What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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