What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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