What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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