What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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