What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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