What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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