What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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