What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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