What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
Canvas not available.

or


What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026