What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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