What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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