What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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