What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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