What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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