What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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