What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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