What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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