What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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