What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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