What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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