What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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