What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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