What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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