What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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