What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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