What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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