What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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