What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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