What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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