What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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