What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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