What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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