What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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