What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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