What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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