What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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