What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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