What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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