What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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