What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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