What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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