What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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