What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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