What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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