What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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