What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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