What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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