What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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