What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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