What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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