What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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