What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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