What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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