What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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