What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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