What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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