What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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