What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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