What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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