What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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