What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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