What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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