What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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