What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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