What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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