What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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