What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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