What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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