What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or


What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025