What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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