What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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