What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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