What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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