What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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