What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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