What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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