What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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