What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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