What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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