What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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