What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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