What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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