What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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