What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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