What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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