What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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