What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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