What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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