What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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