What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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