What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
Canvas not available.

or


Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026