What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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