What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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