What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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