What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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