What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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