What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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