What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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