What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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