What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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