What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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