What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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