Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I am feeling pale today.
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Because he never pays his debts.
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