What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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