What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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