What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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