What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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