What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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