What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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