What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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