What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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