What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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