What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sir.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

or

A marsbar!


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or