What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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