What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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