What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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