What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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