What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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