What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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