What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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