What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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