What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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