What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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