What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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