What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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