What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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