What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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