What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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