What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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