What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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