What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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