What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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