What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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