What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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