What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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