What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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