What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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