What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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