What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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