What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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