What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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