What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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