What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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