What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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