What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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