What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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