What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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