What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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