What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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