What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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