What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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