What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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