What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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