What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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