What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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