What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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