What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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