What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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