What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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