What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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