What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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