What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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