What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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