What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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