What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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