What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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