What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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