What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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