What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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