What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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