What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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