What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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