What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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