What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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