What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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