What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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