What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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