What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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