What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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