What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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