What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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