What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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