What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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