What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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