What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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