What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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