What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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