What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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