What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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