What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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