What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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