What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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