What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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