What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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