What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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