What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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