What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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