What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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