What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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