What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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