What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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