What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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