What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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