What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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