What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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