What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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