What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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