What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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