What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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