What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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