What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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