What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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