What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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