What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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