What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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