What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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