What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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