What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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