What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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