What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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