What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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