What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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