What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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