What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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