What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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