What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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