What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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