What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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