What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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