What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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