What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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