What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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