What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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