What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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