What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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