What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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