What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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