What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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