What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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