What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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