What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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