What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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