What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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