What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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