What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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