What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

Glass flippers.


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or

They're both extinct.


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or

New age music.


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or

Because they are black and white.


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or

Mice krispies


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or

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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or

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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