What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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