What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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