What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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