What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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