What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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