What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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