What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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