What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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