What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025