What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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