What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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