What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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