What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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