What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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