What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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