What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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