What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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