What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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