What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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