What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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