What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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