What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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