What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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