What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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