What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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