What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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