What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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