What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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