What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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