What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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