What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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