What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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