What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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