What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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