What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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