What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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