What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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