What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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