What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A seal walks into a club...
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