What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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