What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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