What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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