What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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