What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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