What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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