What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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