What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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