What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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