What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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