What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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