What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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