What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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