What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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