What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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