What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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