What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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