What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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