What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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