What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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