What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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