What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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