What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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