What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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