What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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