What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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