What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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