What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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