What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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