What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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