What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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