What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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