What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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