What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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