What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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