What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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