What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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