What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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