What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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