What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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