What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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