What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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