What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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