What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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