What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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