What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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