What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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