What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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