What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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