What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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