What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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