What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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