What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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