What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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