What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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