What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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