What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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