What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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