What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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