What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025