What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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