What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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