What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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