What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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