What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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