What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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