What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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