What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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