What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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