What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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