What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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