What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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