What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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