What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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