What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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