What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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