What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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