What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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