What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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