What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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