What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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