What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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