What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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