What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026