What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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