What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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