What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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