What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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