What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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