What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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