What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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