What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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