What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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