What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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