What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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