What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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