What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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