What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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