What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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