What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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