What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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