What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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