What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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