What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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