What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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