What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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