What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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