What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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