What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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