What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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