What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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