What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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