What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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