What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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