What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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