What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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