What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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