What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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