What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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