What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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