What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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