What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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