What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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