What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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