What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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