What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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