What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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