What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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