What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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