What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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