What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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