What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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