What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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