What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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