What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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