What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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