What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025