What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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