What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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