What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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