What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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