What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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