What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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