What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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