What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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