What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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