What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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