What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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