What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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