What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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