What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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