What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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