What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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