What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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