What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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