What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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