What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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