What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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