What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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