What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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