What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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