What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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