What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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