What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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