What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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