What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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