What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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