What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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