What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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