What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025