What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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