What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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