What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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