What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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