What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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