What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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