What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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