What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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