What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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