What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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