What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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