What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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