What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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