What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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