What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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