What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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