What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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