What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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