What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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