What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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