What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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