What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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