What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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