What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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