What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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