What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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