What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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