What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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