What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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