What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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