What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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