What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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