What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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