What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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