What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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