What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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