What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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