What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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