What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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