What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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