What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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