What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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