What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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