What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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