What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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