What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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