What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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