What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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