What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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