What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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