What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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