What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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