What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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