What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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