What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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