What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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