What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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