What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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