What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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