What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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