What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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