What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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