What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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