What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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C over lambda.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Discrimination.


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The batter.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Owlgebra


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It came in at quarter past four.


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