What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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