What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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