What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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