What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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