What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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