What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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