What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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