What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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