What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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