What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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