What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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