What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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