What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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