What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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