What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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