What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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