What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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