What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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