What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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