What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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