What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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