What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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