What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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