What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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