What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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