What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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