What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026