What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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