What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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