What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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