What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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