What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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