What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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