What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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