What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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