What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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