What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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