What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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