What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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