What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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