What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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