What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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