What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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