What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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