What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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