What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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