What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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