What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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