What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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