What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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