What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026