What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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