What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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