What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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