What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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