What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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