What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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