What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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