What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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