What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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