What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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