What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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