What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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