What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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