What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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