What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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