What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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