What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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