What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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