What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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