What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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