What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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