What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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