What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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