What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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