What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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