What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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