What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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