What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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