What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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