What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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