What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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