What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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