What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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