What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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