What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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