What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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