What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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