What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026