What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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