What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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