What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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