What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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