What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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