What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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