What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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