What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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