What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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