What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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