What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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