What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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