What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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