What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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