What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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