What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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