What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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