What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025