What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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