What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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