What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025