What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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