What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024