What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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