What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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