What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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