What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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