What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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