What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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