What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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