What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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