What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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