What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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