What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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