What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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