What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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