What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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