What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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