What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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