What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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