What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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