What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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