What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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