What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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