What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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