What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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