What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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