What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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