What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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