What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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