What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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