What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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