What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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