What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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