What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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