What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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