What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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