What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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