What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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