What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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