What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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