What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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