What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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