What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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