What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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