What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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