What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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