What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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