What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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