What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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