What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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