What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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