What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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