What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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