What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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