What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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