What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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