What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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