What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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