What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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