What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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