What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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