What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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