What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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