What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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