What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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