What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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