What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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