What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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