What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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