What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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