What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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