What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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