What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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