What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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