What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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