What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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