What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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