What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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