What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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