What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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