What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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