What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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