What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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