What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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