What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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