What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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