What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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