What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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