What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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