What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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