What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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