What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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