What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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