What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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