What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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