What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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