What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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