What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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