What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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