What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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