What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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