What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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