What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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