What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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