What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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