What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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