What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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