What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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