What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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