What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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