What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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