What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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