What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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