What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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