What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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