What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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