What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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