What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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