What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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