What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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