What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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