What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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