What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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