What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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