What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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