What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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