What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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