What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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