What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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