What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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