What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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