What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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