What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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