What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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