What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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