What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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