What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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