What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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