What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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