What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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