What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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