What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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