What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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