What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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