What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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