What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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