What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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