What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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