What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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