What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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