What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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