What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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