What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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