What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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