What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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