What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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