What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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