What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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