What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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