What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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