What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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