What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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