What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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