What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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