What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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