What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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