What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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