What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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