What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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