What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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