What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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