What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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