What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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