What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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