What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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