What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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