What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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