What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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