What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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