What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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