What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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