What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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