What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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