What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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