What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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