What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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