What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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