What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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