What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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