What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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