What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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