What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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