What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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