What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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