What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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