What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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