What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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