What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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