What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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