What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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