What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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