What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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