What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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