What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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