What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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