What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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