What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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