What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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