What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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