What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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