What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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