What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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