What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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