What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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