What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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