What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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