What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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