What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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