What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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