What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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