What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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