What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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