What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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