What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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