What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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