What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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