What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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