What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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