What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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