What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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