What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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