What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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