What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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