What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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