What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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