What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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