What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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