What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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