What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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