What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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