What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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