What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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