What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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