What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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