What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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