What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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