What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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