What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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