What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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