What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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