What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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