What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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