What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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