What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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