What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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