What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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