What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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