What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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