What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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