What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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