What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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