What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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