What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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