What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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