What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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