What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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