What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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