Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A New Jersey.
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