What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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