What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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