What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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