What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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