What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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