What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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