What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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