What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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