What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025