What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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