What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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