What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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