What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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