What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026