What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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