What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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