What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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