What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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