What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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