What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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