What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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