A rash of good luck.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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He was board.
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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