What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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