What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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