What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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