What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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