What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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