What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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