What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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