What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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