What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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