What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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