What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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