What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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