What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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