What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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