What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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