What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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