What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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