What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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