What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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