What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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