What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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