What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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