What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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