What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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