What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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