What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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