What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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