What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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