What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
Canvas not available.

or


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
Canvas not available.

or


Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026