What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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