What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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