What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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