What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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