What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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It's a total rip-off.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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Bugs Bunny.


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In a hambulance.


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A cr-oak tree.


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Make sure one is a match!


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