What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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