An offer you can't understand
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Booberry pie!
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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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