What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
Canvas not available.

or


What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025