What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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