What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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