What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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