What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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