What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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