What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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