What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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