What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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