What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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