What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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