What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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