What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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