What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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