What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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