What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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