What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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