What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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