What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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