What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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