What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand


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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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You're Hired.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Fish and ships.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

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Blue sky at night: day.


GOOD		CRAP

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