What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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