What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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