What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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