What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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