What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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