What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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