What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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