What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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