What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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