What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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