What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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