What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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