What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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