What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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