What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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