What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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