What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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