What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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