What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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