What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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