What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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