What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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