What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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