What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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