What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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