What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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