What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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