What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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