What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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