What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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