What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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