What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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