What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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