What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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