What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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