What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026