What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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