What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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