What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026