What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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