What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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