What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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