What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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