What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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