What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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