What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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