What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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