What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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