What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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