What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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