What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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