What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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