What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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