What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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