What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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