What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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