What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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