What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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