What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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