What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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