What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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