What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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