What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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