What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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