What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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