What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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