What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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