What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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