What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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