What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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