What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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