What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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