What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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