What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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