What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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