What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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