What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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