What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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