What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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