What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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