What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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