What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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