What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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