What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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