What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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