What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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