What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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