What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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