What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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