What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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