What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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