What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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