What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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