What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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