What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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