What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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