What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026