What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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