What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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