What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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