Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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You crack me up!
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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