What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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