What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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