What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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