What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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