What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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