What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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