What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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