What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
Canvas not available.

or


How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026