What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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