What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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