What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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