What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026