What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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