What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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