What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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