What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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