What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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