What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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