What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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