What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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