What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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