What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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