What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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