What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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