What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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