What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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