What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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