What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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