What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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