What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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