What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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