What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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