What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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