What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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