What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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