What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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