What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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