What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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