What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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