What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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