What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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