What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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