What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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