What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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