What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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