What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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