What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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