What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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