What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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