What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024