What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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