What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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