What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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