What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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