What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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