What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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