What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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