What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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