What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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