What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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