What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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