What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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