What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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