What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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