What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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