What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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