What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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