What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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