What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.


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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.


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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Cell phones


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but enough about Kanye West.


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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It needed a root canal.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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