What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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