What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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