What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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