What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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