What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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