What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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