What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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