What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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