What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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