What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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