What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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