What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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