What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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