What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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