What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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