What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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