What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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