What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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