What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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