What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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