What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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