What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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