What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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