What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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