What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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