What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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