What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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