What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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