What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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