What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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