What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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