What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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