What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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