What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026