What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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