What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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