What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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