What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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