What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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