What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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