What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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