What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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