What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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A seal walks into a club...
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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