What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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