What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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