What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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