What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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