What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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