What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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