What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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