What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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