What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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