What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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