What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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