What do you give a sick bird?

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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At the crystal ball.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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A jellycopter


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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