What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.


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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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I've got my ion you.


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A road hog.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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