What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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