What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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