What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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