What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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