What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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