What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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