What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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