What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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