What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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