What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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