What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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