What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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