What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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