What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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