What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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