What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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