What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
Canvas not available.

or


What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026