What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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