What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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