What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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