What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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