What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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