What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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