What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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