What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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