What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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