What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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