What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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