What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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