What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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