What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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