What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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