What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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