What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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