What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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