What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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