What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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