What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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