What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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