What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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