What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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