What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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