What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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