What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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