What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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