What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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