What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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