What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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