What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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