What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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