What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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