What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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