What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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