What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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