What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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