What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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