What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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