What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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