What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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