What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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