What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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