What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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