What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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