What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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