What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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