What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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