What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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