What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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