What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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