What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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