What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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