What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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