What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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