What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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