What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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