What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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