What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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