What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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