What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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