What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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