What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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