What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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