What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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