What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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