What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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