What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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