What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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