What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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