What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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