What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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