What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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