What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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