What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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