What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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