What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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