What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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