What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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