What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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