What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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