What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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