What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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