What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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