What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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