What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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