What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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