What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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