What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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