What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.


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or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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or

A road hog.


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or

A piano.


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or

With a Tuba glue.


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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or

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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or

A bulldozer


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or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or