What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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