What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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