What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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