What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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