What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.


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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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A crossing guard.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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The Presidential Seal.


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