What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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