What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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