What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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