What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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