What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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