What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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