What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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