What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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