What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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