What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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