What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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