What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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