What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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