What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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