What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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