What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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