What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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