What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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