What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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