What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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