What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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