What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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