What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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