What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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