What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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