What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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