What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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