What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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