What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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