What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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