What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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