What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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