What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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