What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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