What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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