What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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