What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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