What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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