What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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