What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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