What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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