What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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