What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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