What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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