What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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