What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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