What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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