What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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