What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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