What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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