What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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