What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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