What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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