What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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