What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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