What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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