What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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