What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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