What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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