What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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