What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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