What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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