What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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