What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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