What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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