What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
Canvas not available.

or


Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026