What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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