What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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