What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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