What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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