What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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