What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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