What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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