What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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