What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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