What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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