What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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