What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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