What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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