What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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