What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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