What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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