What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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