What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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