What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026