What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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