What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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