What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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