What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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