What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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