What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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