What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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