What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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