What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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