What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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