What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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