What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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