What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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