What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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