What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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