What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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