What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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