What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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