What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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