What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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