What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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