What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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