What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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