What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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