What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025