What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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