What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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