What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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