What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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