What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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