What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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