What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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