What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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