What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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