What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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