What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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