What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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