What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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