What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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