What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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