What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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