What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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