What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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