What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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