What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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