What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.


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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs


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Big holes all over Australia!


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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A Doberman.


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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