What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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