What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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