What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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