What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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