What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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