What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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