What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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