What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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