What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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