What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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