What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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