What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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