What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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