What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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