What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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