What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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