What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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