What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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