What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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