What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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