What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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