What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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