What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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