What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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