What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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