What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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