What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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