What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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