What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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