What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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