What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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