What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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