What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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