What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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