What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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