What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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