What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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