What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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