What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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