What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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