What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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