What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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