What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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