What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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