What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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