What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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