What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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