What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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