What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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