What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026