What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026