What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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