What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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