What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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