What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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