What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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