What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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