What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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