What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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