What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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