What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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