What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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