What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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