What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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