What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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