What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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