What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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