What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.


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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Let's get crackin!


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Wet feet.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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A silicon.


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