What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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