What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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