What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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