What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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