What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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