What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025