What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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