What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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