What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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