What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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