What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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