What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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