What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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