What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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