What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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