What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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