What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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