What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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