What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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