What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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