What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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