What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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