What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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