What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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