What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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