What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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