What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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