What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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