What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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