What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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