What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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