What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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