What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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