What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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