What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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