What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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