What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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