What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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