What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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