What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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