What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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