What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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