What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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