What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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