What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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