What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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