What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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