What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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