What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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