What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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