What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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