What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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