What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A seal walks into a club...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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