What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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