What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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