What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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