What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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