What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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