What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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