What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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