What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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