What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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