What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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