What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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