What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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