What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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