What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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