What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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