What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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