What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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