What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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