What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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