What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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