What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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