What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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