What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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