What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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