What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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