What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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