What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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