What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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