What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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