What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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