What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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