What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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