What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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