What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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