What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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