What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller


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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Between you and me, something smells.


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Railroad ties.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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3 blind mice.


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Ah-choo-choo!


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