What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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