What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026