What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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