What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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