What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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