What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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