What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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