What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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