What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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