What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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