What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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