What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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