What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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