What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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