Bone appetit!
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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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By relocating it to a casino!
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Because it's too far to walk!
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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People must be dying to get in there.
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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I just can't think of one atm.
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Great food, no atmosphere.
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