What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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