What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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