What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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