What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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