What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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