What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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