What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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