What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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