What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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