What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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