What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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