What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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