What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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