What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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