What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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