What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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