What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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