What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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