What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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