What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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