What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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