What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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