What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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