What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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