What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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