What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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