What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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