What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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