What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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