What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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