What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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