What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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