What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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