What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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