What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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