What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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