What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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