What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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