What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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