What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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