What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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