What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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