What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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