What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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