What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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