What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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