What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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