What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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