What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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