What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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