What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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