What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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