What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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