What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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