What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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