What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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