What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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