What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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