What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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