What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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