What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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