What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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