What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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