What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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