What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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