What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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