What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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