What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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