What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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