What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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