What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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