What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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