What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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