What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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