What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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