What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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