What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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