What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026