What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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