What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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