What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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