What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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