What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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