What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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