What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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