What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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