What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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