What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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