What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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