What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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