What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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