What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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