What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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