What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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