What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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