What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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