What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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