What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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