What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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