What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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