What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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