What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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