What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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