What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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