What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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