What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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