What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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