What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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