What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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