What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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