What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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