What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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