What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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