What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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