What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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