What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026