What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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