What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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