What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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