What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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