What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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