What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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