What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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