What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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