What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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