What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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