What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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