What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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