What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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