What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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