What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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