What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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