What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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