What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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