What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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