What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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