What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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