What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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