What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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