What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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