What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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