What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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