What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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