What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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