What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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