What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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