What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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