What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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