What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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