What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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