What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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