What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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