What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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