What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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