What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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