What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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