What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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