What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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