What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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