What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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