What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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