What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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