What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025