What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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