What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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