What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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