What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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