What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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