What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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