What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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