What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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