What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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