What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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