What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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