What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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