What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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