What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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