What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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