What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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