What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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