What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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