What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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