What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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