What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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