What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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