What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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