What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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