What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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