What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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