What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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