What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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