What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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