What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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