What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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