What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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