What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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