What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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