What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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