What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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