What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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