What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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