What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026