What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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