What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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