What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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