What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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