What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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