What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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