What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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