What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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