What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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