What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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