What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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