What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
Canvas not available.

or


What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025