What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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