What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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