What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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