What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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