What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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