What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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