What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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