What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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