What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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