What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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