What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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