What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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