What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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