What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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