What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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