What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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