What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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