What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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