What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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