What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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