What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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