What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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