What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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