What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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