What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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