What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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