What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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