What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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