What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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