What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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