What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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