What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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