What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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