What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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