What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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