What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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