What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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