What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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