What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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