What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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