What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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