What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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