What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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