What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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