What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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