What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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