What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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