What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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