What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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