What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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