What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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