What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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