What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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