What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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