What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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