What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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