What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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