What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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