What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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