What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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