What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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