What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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