What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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