What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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