What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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