What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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