What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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