What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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