What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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