What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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