What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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