What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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