What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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