What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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