What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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