What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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