What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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