What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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