What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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