What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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