What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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