What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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