What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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