What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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