What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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