What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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