What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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