What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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