What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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