What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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