What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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