What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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