What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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