What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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