What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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