What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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