What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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