What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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