What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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