What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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