What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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