What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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