What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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