What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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