What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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