What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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