What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

Canvas not available.

or


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025