What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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