What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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