What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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