What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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