What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026