What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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