What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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