What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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