What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

Canvas not available.

or


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026