What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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