What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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