What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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