What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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