What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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