What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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