What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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