What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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