What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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