What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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