What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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