What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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