What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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