What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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