What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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