What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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