What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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