What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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