What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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