What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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