What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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