What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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