What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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