What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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