What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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