What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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