What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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