What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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