What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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