What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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