What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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