What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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