What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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