What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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