What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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