What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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