What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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