What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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