What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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