What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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