What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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