What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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