What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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