What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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