What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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