What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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