What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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