What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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