What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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