What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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