What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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