What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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