What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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