What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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