What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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