What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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