What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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