What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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