What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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