What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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