What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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