What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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