What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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