What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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