What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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