What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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