What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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