What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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