What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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