What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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