What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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