What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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