What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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