What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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