What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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