What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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