What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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