What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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