What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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