What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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