What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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