What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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