What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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