What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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