What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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