What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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