What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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