What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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