What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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