What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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