What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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