What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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