What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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