What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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