What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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