What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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