What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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