What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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