What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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