What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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