What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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