What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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