What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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