What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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