What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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