What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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