What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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