What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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