What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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