What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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