What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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