What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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