What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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