What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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