What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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