What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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