What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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