What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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