What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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