What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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