What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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