What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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