What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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