What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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