What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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