What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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