What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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