What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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