What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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