What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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