What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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