What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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