What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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