What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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