What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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