What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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