What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Canvas not available.

or


Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025