What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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