What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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