What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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