What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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