What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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