What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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