What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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