What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026