What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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