What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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