What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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