What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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