What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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