What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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