What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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