What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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