What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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