What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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