What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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