What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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