What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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