What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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