What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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