What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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