What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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