What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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