What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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