What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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