What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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