What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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