What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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