What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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