What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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