What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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