What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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