What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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