What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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