What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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