What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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