What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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