What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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