What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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