What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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