What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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