What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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