What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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