What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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