What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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