What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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