What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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