What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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