What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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