What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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