What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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