What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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