What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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