What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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