What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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