What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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