What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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