What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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