What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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