What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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