What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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