What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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