What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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