What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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