What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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