What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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