What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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