What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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