What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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