What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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