What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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