Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Between you and me, something smells.
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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The letter H.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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