What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.


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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Nacho cheese.


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A dino-sewer.


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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Take away the g


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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"Trike or Treat"?


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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