What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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