What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.


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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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You're Hired.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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2 Na


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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When the door is open.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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