What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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