What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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