What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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