What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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