What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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