What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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