What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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