What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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