What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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