What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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