What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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