What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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