What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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