What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or


How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

Canvas not available.

or


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026