What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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