What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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