What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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