What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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