What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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