What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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