What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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