What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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