What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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