What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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