What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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