What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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