What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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