What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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