What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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