What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to see a butterfly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fireballs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It broke the law of gravity!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Gator-Ade.


GOOD		CRAP

or