What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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