What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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