What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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