What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Elfabet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

or