What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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