What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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