What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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