What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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