What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.


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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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Carbon.


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Deviled eggs.


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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It was two tired.


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Senator.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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