What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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