What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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