What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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