What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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