What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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