What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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