What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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