What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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