What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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