What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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