What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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