What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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