What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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