What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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