What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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