What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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