What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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