What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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