What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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