What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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