What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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