What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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