What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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