What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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