What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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