What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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