What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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