What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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