What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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