What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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