What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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