What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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