What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025