What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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