What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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