What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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