What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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