What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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