What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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