What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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