What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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