What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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