What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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