What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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