What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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