What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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