What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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