What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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