What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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