What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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