What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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