What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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