What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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