What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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